We Don't Need No Stinkin' Wire Hangers

We've got plates! Yup, that's right. When Mummy gets mad in this house plates get broken. Sorry, Crate and Barrel. I guess dishwasher-safe is no longer enough. You need to start making Mummy-safe plates now too.

Behold, Exhibit A:


After a day of non-stop teething induced screaming and fretfulness from Dash Two, H calling to say he would be home "a bit late" and TD going into the classic terrible three meltdown mode I just lost it. I was cutting up tiny bite-sized pieces of steak for her and the screaming was just non-stop from everyone in the house. I yelled, "Enough!" and slammed the knife and fork down on the plate and it just cracked.

Can you tell I like my steak rare? Mmmm...blood.

Episode 7 of Exposed Brick is NOW! Seriously, if you aren't watching this you might as well crawl back under that rock of yours.