Friday, May 01, 2009

Randomness #235- I look like Harry Potter

-Those crazy folks at Poo-pourri are at it again- "Poo~Pourri is a spray deodorizer designed to be sprayed directly onto the toilet bowl water before you go. The secret blend essential oils create a film on the surface of the toilet water that acts as a barrier to trap odors inside." Secret blend? Makes me think of the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices and to never wanting to eat fried chicken ever again.

-I stopped shredding and gained four pounds. Probably because I also consumed four pounds of cadbury eggs, chocolate marshmallow bunnies and a load of Hershey products all in a few short weeks. My insides feel disgusting. Time to detox! Who's coming with me?!

-I read that Speidi will be honeymooning in Mexico. Can it be true? Will the apocalypse caused by this union be diverted if they get Swine flu? Would that be a 'very special' episode of The Hills if they did? Cue deathbed scene with special guest LC...

-Skin glue is like the most delicious scab that I want to pick. I find myself constantly touching it and then slapping my hand away.

-According to my friends my head gash makes me look like Harry Potter. Awesome. Just awesome.

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1 comment:

  1. HEY!! I am Donna (Obnoxious SAHM) from MBC - funny mom blogs group.

    Thanks for joining! I am now following you!! :)

    btw I love your blog!


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