Overheards- Toddlers with Knives

Scene:  The dinner table.  TD, The Comedian, H and myself are seated and The Fifth Element is on the floor playing with toys while we eat.

H:  "We don't hold knives over babies!"  He says to The Comedian who is swinging her table knife* over the top of The Fifth Element's head as she plays down below. 

Especially not at the dinner table.  It's just bad manners.


*All knives used in the making of this post were dull and void.  No babies were actually harmed in the making of this post.