Monday, January 31, 2011

Overheards- Porn

Scene:  TD and The Comedian are waiting for me to pop some popcorn for them.  Much jumping up and down in the kitchen is taking place.

TD: "POPCORN!! YEAH!"

The Comedian: "OPORN! OPORN!"

V:  "Are you trying to say popcorn?  Popcorn is oporn to you?"

The Comedian:  "Oporn!"

TD:  "What's Porn?"

V: "Oh geez... um.  How did we get from popcorn to porn in under a minute? (nervous laugh) She's just trying to say 'popcorn'.  That's all.

TD and The Comedian:  "PORN! PORN!" (More jumping up and down.)

V:  "NO!  It's Popcorn.  Pop-cooornnnn."


All need is for one or both these kids to go to someone else's house or school asking for porn.

1 comment:

  1. Let's never get our kids together again. It won't end well.

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