Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Chicken Soup for the Soul?

You want to know what's gross?

When you spill chicken soup on your jeans. Yeah it feels disgusting.

Hot Soup.

Wet denim. (that better not get me some bizarre hits from Google.)

Stuck to your leg.

Sick!

You want to know what is even more disgusting?

When you bend down to clean that up and fail to realize that your hair has gone into the bowl still filled with soup. When you look back up because your kid is screaming "Yicky! Gross Momma!" you get smacked in the face with wet chicken soup hair and it sticks to your cheek.

Yeah, that's pretty gross.

I felt like the weird girl in school who everyone thinks smells like soup after that.

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