You Know It's Been A While

When the act of someone rubbing your earlobes almost brings you to tears.

H has been gone a week and me, the non-touchy feely person, wants to be touched.

Spooning the dog? Hugs from T.D.? Just not cutting it. I miss big hugs. I miss hearing someone breathe next to me as I sleep. Because the dog sounds like a 98 year-old man with a serious sinus condition and has restless leg syndrome.

I had a facial today (it was free people!) and I fell asleep. I barely remember the face mask part but I do know that drool was wiped off my slackend jaw. I might have snored a bit too. My hormones are so jacked up that I want to sleep during the day and almost cry when someone puts a frothy egg-white encrustation solution on my face (it is just me or does the encrustation part make you mildly gag but become all at once even more fascinated with it?) and I am up in the middle of the night brewing with ideas.

You know it's been a while when you actually enjoy watching episodes of the Bachelor. I'm ready for H to come the hell home.

Thank God I didn't have a massage because who knows what the hell would have happened.

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