Thursday, June 22, 2006

Happy Now?

Dear Mr. Sisto,

I am your neighbor from two houses down. It has come to my attention that you also have a lab like I do. I desperately need your advice on a certain pesky pet situation. I don't know how to pick up after my dog. How do you do it sir? I could really use your input. Last week I found quite a large and disturbing pile of dog shite on my front step and I wonder- how on earth did that get there? Did I really let the dog relieve herself on the front step? Am I that blinded by my ultra-cool dark shades? I simply can't recall. Anyhoo, please get back to me asap because I feel some pressing death rays coming from the house that is situated between us.

Best Regards,

The Kung Fu Master Near You

This letter and all it's contents are based on true events. Names, dates and this letter are fictionalized for dramatic purposes.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Did the kung-foo master actually leave a note for Jeff?



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