Happy Now?

Dear Mr. Sisto,

I am your neighbor from two houses down. It has come to my attention that you also have a lab like I do. I desperately need your advice on a certain pesky pet situation. I don't know how to pick up after my dog. How do you do it sir? I could really use your input. Last week I found quite a large and disturbing pile of dog shite on my front step and I wonder- how on earth did that get there? Did I really let the dog relieve herself on the front step? Am I that blinded by my ultra-cool dark shades? I simply can't recall. Anyhoo, please get back to me asap because I feel some pressing death rays coming from the house that is situated between us.

Best Regards,



The Kung Fu Master Near You








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This letter and all it's contents are based on true events. Names, dates and this letter are fictionalized for dramatic purposes.