The Sticky, Big Tape

What does it say about your day when it starts with a line like this-

"Mommy!  The Comedian has tape stuck all over her body!  The sticky, big tape that comes from the office!"

OY.

And with an eye barely cracked open I glanced over the edge of the bed where sure enough The Comedian was wrapped in packing tape from head to toe.  It wasn't even 7:30 in the morning.