Thursday, February 26, 2009

WTF - Cake Edition

Holy Fucking Crikey! What a damn hot mess! Do I even need to point out the how age inappropriate this cake is? What a fucking nightmare. I want to find this misguided Holly kid and make her read books like 'The Awakening' and subscribe her to OOB and Bust magazine. I would make her read them 'Clockwork Orange' style too. Ugh. Her parents paid money for this shit? She has parents?!

This cake is fucking making me swear. It's all the fuckin' cakes fault.

Photo courtesy of the awesomeness that is Cake Wrecks.


  1. Anonymous10:53 AM

    So what is up with your using F**** in your post. You could have gotten across your point using more appropriate language and yes!
    I agree-the cake is not cool for a 12 Year old.

  2. Actually using the word F*** so many times was the point of the post. The *joke* is that the crassness of the cake has rubbed off on me thus making me talk like a shipfitter.

  3. You go for exercising the right to use the First Amendment! And I'd be horrified if my child came to me wanting *that* on their birthday cake. What parent allows that? There must be a great story behind that cake!


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