Overheards in a Wegman's Bathroom

Scene: TD and I are in the luxurious by public bathroom standards Wegman's family bathroom stall.

TD: Momma, where is the baby in your tummy?

V: The baby is Dash Two and I had her at the hospital. She is not in my tummy anymore.

TD: I don't have a baby in my tummy. You feed Dash Two with your big nipples?!!?

V: (cringing slightly) Yes...

TD: I have little nipples. I feed Dash Two with a bottle?

V: Yes, you do.

TD: Well, that just makes much more sense, Momma.

V: Completely.


I can just see this being reprinted in a future edition of Reader's Digest.