This ones for you Tara...

I hope you're listening.

Sexy Back

[Verse 1]
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special what's behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

Take em' to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

The other day I was stuck in traffic. What else is new around here? I turned on the radio thinking I need something to take my mind off this mess. Normally I listen to NPR or some talk radio. If I get lost in the subject time flies by as I yell at the radio. This day however I was sick of hearing about war, poverty, and everything else that is wrong with the world today. I needed music. A little happy relief. I tune it in to the local Top 40 station and this song comes on. It's kind of catchy and I haven't heard it yet. What is it? I look at the screen in my car- it's blank. Oh well. I continue to listen and think, this isn't too bad. Then I see it. I see the screen and it's displaying something I cannot believe. The song that I'm listening to, the one I think isn't half bad, is Justin (I wanna be Michael Jackson so bad I would light my hair on fire) Timberlake. OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! I LOATHE J.T. I change the station immediately. Sadly, the next day I am cleaning around the house and it comes on again. I sense movement in the room and turn around. T.D. is on the floor kicking to the beat of the music, smiling wide and indeed loving this putrid song. The child has no taste in music clearly.