Random!

Random Thoughts That Have Popped into My Head Today


1. Why do I get so many penis enlargement emails? I'm a girl.

2. I think I want a new drug for PPD/stress. I think this and for the rest of the day Heuy Lewis's song "I Wanna New Drug" plays in my head off and on.

3. Do I have a lot of free time on my hands today or what? No I don't but it sure seems that way with my lack of concentration.

4. Why DO I find Darth Vader so fascinating? Is it the cool shiny black outfit? The light saber in red? Or is it simply the fact that he can strangle someone just by pointing a finger? I choose all of the above and then some.

5. How can I throw all this information about myself and life out there into the great beyond but I would be mortified if my MIL knew I have PPD.

6. Yeah! Blood tests came back normal! Crap! Now what?

7. I am addicted to junk food and I'm not afraid to admit it.

8. I am addicted to junk food but that does not give me the right to eat like a pig and act like a sloth. I have it under control man! Now hand over the Salt & Vinegar Lays and a 12 pack of snickers and you'll live to see tomorrow!

9. Mmmmm.... snickers......tasty gooey goodness.

10. I'm sorry I was thinking about soup.