A Note From Your Mother
Dear Child Living in My House (aka TD),
I love you. I really do. But WTF kid? Why were you suddenly waking up at least four times last night? Your reign of tyranny is going to have to come to an end soon. Your father and I are both at our wits end and that does not make for a pleasant household. Now we are on sleep deprivation torture? Do we need to start bartering with you for peace? A few cases of candy cigs perhaps?
Signed,
Your Tired, Worn Out, At a Loss Mother
P.S. When I open your bedroom door this morning to let you out of what I will now refer to as your cage or holding cell please refrain from yelling, "You a witch Mommy!" It's just so not cool kid. Not cool at all.
You may not believe it (but I think you do) - you are such a Rockstar and an amazing mom! It is the humor that will save you.
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I had to laugh (sorry) because my 3year old calls me a witch about ten times a day. It is nice to know that someone else goes through the same thing. It is such a treat when she calls me it in public too. I wouldn't mind it so much if she would just emphasize the w a little more.
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