Random Points and Well, Not Points

1. I am not cool enough, nor will I ever be cool enough to refer to cigarettes as "soldiers".

2. If cigarettes didn't cause imminent death and a slow one at that I would smoke about 5 packs of clove cigs a day. Slowly, in a long holder. And quickly, inhaling deeply while cooking. Gross no? Mm... smoking. I miss thee.

3. If I had the time and money I would go back to dance class and take ballet and jazz all over again. Repeatedly about 2-3 times a week. I miss it so much.

4. Why did Brad Pitt look like a Madame Tussaud wax figure that got dumped off at the Golden Globes last night? Furthermore, why did Angelina Jolie look like a haggard, chain-smoking, wispy haired housefrau sitting next to him?

5. They like me! They really like me! There is a really nice turnout for my goodbye lunch at work. My cube is empty and the grey carpeted walls are looming large.

6. Lindsey Lohan is dating Joe Francis? What is wrong with her mother? What is wrong with her? I can't even begin to talk about what is wrong with Joe Francis.

7. I'm in love with the show, 90210, High Maintenance and I don't care who knows it. Those people are freaks and it's freakin' fabulous!

8. I dreamnt the other night that T.D. died because I knew she was seriously injured but I toted her to meeting after meeting with me until she died. H had to wake me up as I was crying in my sleep. When I got to work later I thought- WTF I quit my job why did I dream that?!

9. Another year has passed and I still hate Dick Cheney.

10. I'm addicted to finding people's gift registries and analyzing them. Does their choice in flatware really represent them as a couple? What does it say about their future? I don't know why I do it - it bores even me sometimes.