Overheards- Will Work for Ambien

I was out running around town today and overheard this cell phone conversation.

"I'm not going to be taking Ambien and job searching anymore. That just didn't work out too well."

Um... you think?  Geez.

I once took Ambien and didn't go to bed right away and I thought a giant vine-like claw was coming out of my closet to eat me.  I also thought there were hills in my hallway.  I had a friend who fought her vacuum once because she thought it was an alien attacking her apartment.  Writer Jen Lancaster has even been known to stockpile Barbies and have Pottery Barn furniture sprees while using Ambien.  But job searching? That seems like the final frontier in Ambien abuse.