You MUST

IMMEDIATELY go out and buy a copy of Laurie Notaro's book, 'We Though You Would be Prettier, True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive'. If you have a computer, then fine, order it off the link in the title. I've been sitting at my desk LOOSING it with tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. Her chapter on the weird hair guy at the pet store is just way too funny. So pick up a copy at your local Borders, Barnes or library. She has quite a few books out and while this is my first I'm sure they are all pretty funny.